Two new movie ideas

1. Steve Jobs is dying. He has his best engineers build his consciousness into the next version of MacOS, Snow Leopard. As the distributed network that is now Jobs becomes stronger (as more copies of Snow Leopard are sold), Jobs becomes evil and plots to take over the world. An all-star team of top geeks (starring Angelina Jolie as the chief engineer) figures out the only way to stop Jobs is to turn off every Mac in the world at the same time; now it's a race against the clock!

2. Steve Jobs is dying. He sees the evil of humanity and how we are not worthy of his beautiful creations, so he has himself cryogenically frozen for 1000 years. When he awakens, humanity has descended to a state of barbarism, and Jobs must raise humanity back up to civilization while also developing the cure for his disease before time runs out.

Video games are full of sex

This game of scrabble that Dave and I played is definitely not appropriate for children.



Among our words, we have sex (porn, porno, spunk, and jo), drugs (meth, high, bar, zin, and laced), and once you give up on the sybaritic life, we have religion (god)

Funniest thing I have read in weeks

I am usually not that excited by Slate, but sometimes, they surprise, like with this laugh-out-loud piece on questions that really need to be asked at the next Presidential debate. Take 5 minutes and prepare to laugh.

Top 10 List of terms you don't want to see in the health inspection report for your favorite restaurant

This list is based on a brief discussion between me and some co-workers this morning.

10. Viscous
9. Droppings
8. Membrane
7. Furry
6. Skin casings
5. Canine
4. Chitinous
3. Gravid
2. Egg sac
1. Semen