It must be the invisible donut waves

Second-hand obesity exists, at least according to this idiotic study. I'm sure it will be followed up by a study showing that Jewish people tend to have Jewish families, and black people are often friends with other black people.

More proof that the terrorists have succeeded in turning average Americans into infants

Exhibit A.

Citizens of Boston, here's a site for some remedial training. Members of Boston-area law enforcement get discounted tuition.