Up the iRiver without a paddle

This gadget is apparently superior to the iPod. It has more features and is cheaper, from what I understand.

It is also uglier then a dead pig and has a user interface apparently designed by the Marquis De Sade. It also works with Napster, so if you are a masochist, and prefer to rent your music and risk seeing your entire collection evaporate into the ether if you miss a payment, then it might be the product for you.

Maybe I'm weird, but when I buy something, I want it to look nice, have logical, simple controls and a sport user interface designed for human beings.